Austin

a complete fuck wit who loves cock in his ass

-Riggs, Nicol

Austin likes cock in his asshole

by Austin+dick= love June 5, 2019

Austin

A little 7 year old that plays on husband XBOX all the time and says you been pwaying for like 4 minutes.

i only play for like 10 hours you just like Austin.

by chloe mckinzie hayes June 29, 2019

Austin

The most amazing blonde headed, blue eyed boy you could ever come across. He's gentle, kind, and usually tall with big heart and bright mind. There's not another guy like him. He brightens up anyone's life he walks into and bring you everlasting joy and love. Letting a guy like him go will be the biggest mistake of your life and you will regret it till the day you die. He's a blessing to all and usually turns out to be great at golf, which is always a plus! So get you an Austin and hold them tight :)

Man did you see Austin make that double eagle! What a champ.
Girl did you see Austin ride by in that Tahoe yesterday. What a hottie!

by southerntwin July 6, 2019

Austin

You are a literal god. No one can tell you otherwise.

Everyone: bow down to Austin. Our lord and savior.

by EchoGod July 8, 2019

Austin Smider

Its not chance, it's smiders system. Smider, The beginning-204 BC

It's not by accident, or by chance. It's the system by Austin Smider

by CoKhan July 16, 2019

Austin

Likes minors

Eww it’s austin

by Noah's Lucky Babe March 25, 2019

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019