Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.

“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017

Irish Wellness

Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.

"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"

by SamJay93 May 24, 2022

wells

Stupid and very inappropriate. If you know a wells i am so sorry.

UGH! I hate wells.

by anonymous April 3, 2022

Well

a water spring or fountain.

The villagers relied on the community well for their daily drinking water.

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024

Well well well

The term “Well well well” is a stereotype that black people steal, rob, shoot and eat watermelon.

You see a video posted on Tiktok of a black man looting the Apple Store. Most of the comments are saying “Well well well”.

by I Swallow Your Come July 24, 2024

well witch

The well witch steals all of your hot water from your water well, leaving you with an ice cold shower or bath. Used when you end up having a cold shower/bath from the moment you get in.

"Damn it, the well witch took all the warm water again!"

by kabukifurfrou January 14, 2025

well baby

A human being that is a complete waste to society, a total and utter failure, someone that should have been thrown down a well at birth

Look at that well baby, he can't even tie his own shoes!

by Viking707 June 28, 2024