“I fucking hate these niggers all they do is camp they probably aren’t ready when I Happy Hitler them”
by Sawyer is a whitescarver April 7, 2021
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"I Adolf Hitler can Invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months"-Someone who can't invade the Soviet Union in under 5 months
by JFKLover9999 June 8, 2021
Get the Adolf Hitler mug.Killer of Osama Bin Laden, birther of vekks mithioklask and will reject being found by orclaes as prey. Will piss and/or shit to negate the negation. May use queerass of war rig. Loves Huckleberry. Great ad clear. Cannot be trusted near Lowes. Watches all the Marvel Movies and jerks off to Red Skull, from Fortnite. Non-binary....Hip hop and R&B singer.
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by Lychee's Brokerage Institute May 23, 2021
Get the Hitler mug.A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
Get the Cervix Hitler mug.The act of shafting onshore ones face so that it looks like your wearing a shit mustache. The partial hitler
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