Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.

That dudes a piss bottle hoarder, won’t even fix his toilet!

by No Mercy May 23, 2025

Bottle Bite

Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,

Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)

A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed

Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot

Example: “F#%!” “Oi, you good?” "Yeah gee just copped a lil bottle bite"

by Suay Mak May 24, 2025

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder of Piss Bottles.

A severe alcoholic so lazy that they fill their house with bottles of piss rather than repair their broken toilet.

That dude’s a piss bottle hoarder, I’m not going in there anymore!

by No Mercy May 26, 2025

Bottle Rockets

When you lay sideways, and you shit with such force the poop fires out like a bottle rocket.

Bottle rockets: Last night my girl had them taco bell, and I watched her bottle rocket one out of her ass

by DipSwingle May 26, 2025

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder of Piss Bottles. Reasons unknown.

That dude’s a Piss Bottle Hoarder! He just sits on the couch surfing Internet porn, and pissing in Bottles!

by No Mercy May 29, 2025

Bottling

Having a very high chance of success, but ended up throwing it away.

Arsenal is bottling a 3-0 against Tottenham, the score now is 3-4

by Despair Lord November 21, 2021

Generational Bottle

The act of missing out on something so bad its the worse of a generation.

'Tottenham hotspur completed the worst generational bottle of all time by losing the champions league final'

by anonymous April 3, 2024