rabid blowjob

When a woman eats mentos then drinks coke and proceeds to suck your penis.

I met this skank at the bar, and I said bitch give me a blowjob. She said only if it's a rabid blowjob you motorboatin son of a bitch!

by Dickbutt larry October 19, 2017

Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.

Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!

by Legen dairy July 13, 2022

redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.

Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 14, 2023

Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025

Blowjob Gaystrong

The fandom nickname of Billie Joe Armstrong, lead vocalist of Green Day.

1: Oh yeah, I really like Blowjob Gaystrong, he's my favourite member!

by VirgilTheDem April 10, 2023

bloodsucking blowjob

When a male intentionally gets mosquito bites on his cock, then gets a girl to suck on it.

Ice: I heard that the high school football team got bloodsucking blowjobs.
Sky: Give me a moment...
(grabs a barf bag, then vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

gothic blowjob

The act of sticking a penis into a gauged ear and thrusting and sucking profusely until ejaculation.

Oh Shit, Charlie is getting a gothic blowjob in the bathroom!

by SwisherSweats June 26, 2020