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rice socks

A Latino thing; having rice (white/brown) stuck to the bottoms of your socks after walking around the dining room or kitchen after dinner.
Aw Miguel, look at you, you've got rice socks. Go change them, shower and clean the floor when you're done.
by Un hombre negro October 8, 2019
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Sock and Pant

Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.
by Ladmanz April 21, 2011
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Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock
Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock
by Tractorboi April 6, 2021
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Sock Fucker

A man who fucks a sock, and cums inside.
Tim: "John your a sock fucker?!"
John: "NUH UH!"
by tsinnn. September 10, 2023
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Ramen Sock

1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.
Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.

Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.

Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.
by Coolbabies March 16, 2019
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Angry Sock

When a person by the name of Josh takes their sisters sock and as their about to ejaculate she takes the sock and ruins the orgasm
Bro I can’t believe she angry socked me
by KetLova69 February 15, 2019
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Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"
by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014
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