Shit Ass Ton

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.

Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!

by TheLumbahjack September 16, 2008

baby shit brown

A colour that is inexplicably the shade of a baby's fresh-laid shitstain. Not quite milk-chocolate brown, but light greyish brown with an iridescent tinge of green. The BIC lighter you never want to have.

I went to sit on Andy's bed and saw skidmarks that were baby shit brown.

by pHarmer51 July 16, 2010

cutty that shit out

to cease from doing something.

Bob was being annoying, so I told him to cutty that shit out.

by jajfjafj June 11, 2003

Like shit to stink

A variation of the phrase "Like stink to shit". Doesn't really matter what order it's in, because wherever there's a stink, you can count on some shit being near by.

-Hey holmes, wanna go get BK'ed?
-Ya man, I'm on it like shit to stink.

by juniper July 23, 2005

conya-shit-faecas

conya is the term that travellers use as shit

eat my conya ball which means eat my shit ball

by ethan March 5, 2005

shit dick rick

while screwing a girl in the ass, she accidently shits on your dick. then you pull it out and yell: i'm Rick James bitch as you stick it in her mouth.

that bitch done shit on my dick again so this time i yelled that i was rick james bitch, and shoved it in her mouth and made her clean it up.

by n chamberlain October 4, 2004

Fucking shit balls

-Another way of saying "holy crap"

- Yo, fucking shit balls, I hate homework.

by johan6789 March 28, 2009