Turn your mouth into a daycare centre

When a girl is sucking dick and he cums in her mouth

Boy “I’m going to turn your mouth into a daycare centre”

by Mazinator69 September 10, 2020

National fuck your boss day

On June 9th (6/9) everyone gets a hall pass to fuck their boss.

Dude are you going to fuck scott on national fuck your boss day?

by Lake fun September 30, 2020

National tongue your crush day

National tongue your crush day is when you express your feelings to your crush by tonguing them anywhere anytime.

National tongue your crush day is January 16th

Have you tongued your crush today.it’s national tongue your crush day today.

by Jackostar January 1, 2021

suck your nans left onion

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.

Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!

by Paedo69 December 23, 2017

tickle your fancy floating boat

A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.

I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.

by ARMWKL August 24, 2010

B kool bag your tool

This is a phrase commonly used by construction workers and contractors as a helpful reminder not to leave hardware on the ground or any other place where it could potentially harm unsuspecting co-workers. The same goes for your penis.

"Hey John. Don't leave your penis on the ground. B kool bag your tool. And don't leave that saw on the ladder either."

by Tyrone Jenkins July 31, 2006

when god shits on your life

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

by philip nader April 22, 2008