Fork in the foot

When someone puts themselves in a situation where they are then accountable for something they initially didn’t intend to care for.

When sister in law drives on grass because they knew their brother in law doesn’t care for lawn and knows her brother in law doesn’t care, then brother in law gets mad because a car is on grass. “Fork in The Foot”

by Shantelle Marie March 14, 2021

Why Is Food Good

Because it is

BOB: Why Is Food Good ?
Jimmy: Because it is, How is that a hard question

by Killin Hitman May 6, 2021

tom.feetons.stinky.foot

tom.feetons.stinky.foot is the funniest tiktoker ever! they also get a lot of bitches and are very tired from the constant sex they have

“hey, do you know tom.feetons.stinky.foot?”
“yeah, they banged my mother last night:(“

by stinkity stink stink May 30, 2021

give.me.food.

No ;)
I have my food and my show on the tv and your standing so get your own food before I whoop your ass into the next dimension >:(

Person 1- Give.Me.Food.
Person 2- I have my food get your self some damn food ;)

by A v e r y °-° June 1, 2021

5 aside football

A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.

Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.

by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021

A Backwards Foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences

Ether way it’s a backwards foot

by Densely Curry June 14, 2021

Owl's Foot

A measure of short time or distance.

I'll fly in on Saturday for the party then catch the a plane the next morning. You won't even know dawg, I'll be gone in an owl's foot.

by p-tank June 14, 2021