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Tightey Whitey

See those Tightey Whiteys over there?
by Mr Plague Doctor November 24, 2025
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Doing The Whites

When a man or woman performes a blowjob on top of the washing machine. The vibration makes the blowjob feel a lot better.
Honey, Why aren't we Doing The Whites. If we do, afterwards we can have intercourse and if your lucky, i might give you an Al Borland's Hammer.
by donkeypuncher95 November 13, 2011
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Flipping a Whitey

The sudden and obvious onset of marijuana induced paranoia in a very public setting.

So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.
Dude Jon is totally flipping a whitey in the middle of Tiffany & Co. Get him the fuck out of here before they call SWAT.
by yessum15 December 22, 2013
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new jersey whiteout

When one sucks the cum out of another and spits it onto their face.
You gave Jon a New Jersey Whiteout? I feel bad for you.
by Disgusting Gremlin Jon January 30, 2021
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A Dirty Whitehouse

When a guy with a micro penis pulls out the intestines of a horse to construct a sleeve he can place his small maggot into.

He then proceeds to chase unwanting women with his rotting, micro penis horse cock.
I’m sick of all these people saying size matters. Is that a horse? I’m going to do a dirty Whitehouse.
by Kyle Bozniak February 5, 2021
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Drawing on the whiteboard

When you have a half baked turd hanging out your arse and you slide your cheeks along a female/males chest and leave a picture behind.
I was drawing on the whiteboard last night and left her with a Nike tick.
by Turf burger June 9, 2021
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New pair of whites

A new pair of all white airforce 1s
by santiswag September 29, 2021
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