please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Me

You
A person

It's just me and my girl.

by anonymous December 30, 2020

me file

when you store things that are positive about you in your electronics

The me file made everyone have good mental health and an upstanding spirit.

by Coop Dupe January 11, 2020

Me

I have a massive dick

Me dick is massively swollen

by MeDick May 24, 2025

Pick me girl

A pick me girl is a female who loves the attention,especially if it comes from guys.

Gabriela thinks she is so cool for not having girl friends.She is such a pick me girl.

by acerthedog April 28, 2024

Kiss Me

In my young life, I have received
Callers as though they were Christmas Eve
Disappointed and I don't know why
She gave me laughter and hope
And a sock in the eye (a love like this is sealed with a kiss)
In my young life and I know something now
I've never tried to create a wow
Wows are few frustration more common
Now I can feel it in my soul
That's why I gave the come on
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?

Faces fall before my feet
Like blood onto a clean, white sheet
When I grow old, I won't forget
To innocence my only debt
Wow, I feel so fresh today
Barefoot in the snow, to make love in the hay
The stars are bright in the abyss
Now I can feel you in my arms
I explode inside your kiss
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?
Kiss me with your mouth
Your love is better than wine
But wine is all I have
Will your love ever be mine?

by Gothic Miscreant August 30, 2025

Color Me Purple

When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.

"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."

by bbwwoo June 9, 2024