The act of causing internal rectal bleeding then pooping and peeing on the partner. Giving the appearance of the armor Iron Man wears.
Guy#1:My girl always complains I don't satisfy her enough so I gave her an Iron Man armor.
Guy#2:High five dude!
Guy#2:High five dude!
by Anonymous Magic Man December 13, 2009
Get the Iron Man Armor mug.First you have your typical bastard guy man, then you have the ones who aren't as sharp: I present to you, stupid bastard guy mans.
by anonymous May 26, 2004
Get the stupid bastard guy man mug.noun: droopy, wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 45 years or older. Just the thought of old man balls (more commonly referred to as O.M.B.) is enough to make you shudder with disgust.
Girl 1: "So, how is Paul in bed?"
Girl 2: "Oh man, he was turning me on and all, but then I saw his Old Man Balls (O.M.B.), and I would have needed to do some meth to get on that!"
Girl 2: "Oh man, he was turning me on and all, but then I saw his Old Man Balls (O.M.B.), and I would have needed to do some meth to get on that!"
by O.M.B. February 19, 2009
Get the Old Man Balls (O.M.B.) mug.The granddaddy of all the service salutes. Completion of this amazing sexual feat is hard evidence that you are a dirty, dirty, slut. To perform this legendary act of sexual perversion and depravity, the girl must stand on her heels and waggle her body back and forth. She must have two guys in her ass, two in her coochie poochie (no, its not a poodle!), two in her mouth, two in each hand, two performing a "titty fuck", one in each nostril, one in each ear, and one under each foot. The girl must try to move in such a way to pleasure all 18 men at once. There is a large chance that at least one of the orfices will be torn during this act, or that the girl will suffocate, but that can't be helped. Variations of this act include: Group 18-Man Service Salute (two or more girls accomplishing this feat next to each other at the same time.), The 6-Man Service Salute (the simpler version in which there are only six guys: one in the ass, one on the coochie poochie, one in each hand, one in the mouth, and one at the boobs. Good for beginners), or the 12-Man Service Salute (Same as the 6-Man, but with two guys in each place. Enjoyed by the people of intermediate skill who arn't up to the challenge of pleasuring 18 men at once yet.).
by emptyjar December 15, 2008
Get the 18-Man Service Salute mug.The term is derived from an alternate epithet of an early California sideshow performer Oofty Goofty. The used of the epithet is a barely recognized example of the racial insensitivity that was prevalent at the time.
The term did not spread very far from it's home state.(The expression, Like The Wild Man of Borneo was probably used mostly in California.)
by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2008
Get the Like The Wild Man of Borneo mug.shave your pubes and then you nut in the pubes and mix it together and throw it in some bitches face!!
sue: hey hank whats that in your hand?
hank: its my man juice plasma grenade bitch!
(throws the man juice plasma grenade in Sue's face)
sue: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
hank: its my man juice plasma grenade bitch!
(throws the man juice plasma grenade in Sue's face)
sue: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
by Vince! May 6, 2008
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If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.
by fishpaw February 19, 2009
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