shit i farted

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.

2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted

by fruitermelon January 16, 2010

Sit 'n' Shit

The act of accidentally shitting on a closed toilet, spewing warm poops all over your bum, the seat, and the bathroom.

I was so embarrassed and filthy after taking a Sit 'n' Shit in my girlfriend's bathroom.

by Whinny the Poop July 3, 2010

Sheets 'n Shit

A much more amusing thing to call Linens 'n Things, a popular linens store.

"Where are you going to buy your comforter?" "I'm headed over to Sheets 'n Shit tomorrow"

by rossignol January 19, 2009

Pig In Shit Grin

The facial expression found on incompetent jackasses while they are experiencing some sick sense of accomplishment after performing an act of dumbfuckery. Usually this facial expression, performed among other people, is followed by the individual getting their fucking teeth knocked out.

"Wipe that Pig In Shit Grin off your face before I knock your brains loose."

by bullusuckamuthafucka January 20, 2006

Shit in my salad

To ruin somebody's day, job, idea or creation. To ruin something.

Example #1 - Jerry just took a big shit in my salad when he told the boss that it was my idea to only hire undocumented laborers.

Example #2 - That waiter shit in my salad when he shit in my salad.

by Malfador March 3, 2011

Your Shits Weak

Your shits weak.
Used when talking smack to someone and saying there come backs are weak.

"Yo momma" -
"Your shits weak man" -

by Mokesha May 22, 2009

Too Legit To Shit

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.

Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.

by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012