split yo wig

To kill an enemy, primarily by means of blunt trauma or gunshot wound to the head. Origin: Memphis, TN
Keep f---in aroud, Ima split yo wig, ho.
You gone get yo wig split.
by ntaylor May 01, 2003
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"zap yo dumbass"

Phrase from "The Juggernaut Bitch" that can be said right before schooling one of your friends in something.
John quickly said, "zap yo dumbass" before nailing a 3 pointer on Mark.

Ryan yelled, "zap yo dumbass" before stealing Peter in the jaw in a friendly boxing match.
by koozi47 August 20, 2006
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Fuk Yo Mudda

Terrorist 1: AC 130 above!

Terrorist 2: Bring it down!

Terrorist 1: Fuk yo mudda!
by Leonardo, NJ February 25, 2010
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Watch yo profanity

what you say when someone cusses and you want to act cool so you say watch yo profanity
can be used as joke when someone says words that aren't swear words
example: Bob - "Dang it, I lost."

Joe - "Watch yo profanity!"
"shit i got a bad grade"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"
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Check yo self

A command that is blurted out, usually angrily, by one individual to another as a condemnation of the latter's behaviour, actions or poor choice of words. Those who indict another with such a phrase normally do so if the said individual has severely offended or insulted them, and are calling upon the individual to think about what they have done and atone for their lack of judgement.

Variations of this phrase, such as "Check yo self foo!" and "Check yo self before ya wreck yo self" are also used to communicate the same message: correct your behaviour (idiot/before you get in trouble)
Check yo self before ya wreck yo self. them shotgun bullets are bad fo' ya health!
by Street Shakespeare December 10, 2010
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Yo Bonics

Yo Bonics slang name for a slang language

Slang for Ebonic a term that was originally intended and sometimes used for the language of all people of African ancestry.
Widley used slang term of nonblack, non african people used, to make fun of a slang language of black,and african people and ghetto wigga's that talk this shit because they are either to lazy to Enunciate their verbage or Physically impared in the facial regin, to talk like everyone else thats not trying to act like a gangster or a rapper.
The police department got in big trouble for publishing a book on Yo bonics, even though they were simply trying to narrow the communication gap in there gang infested neighborhhod,they were accused of being racist.
by Sandra Angel February 13, 2009
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Fix yo' weave

1) An observation: said to someone who is getting all up in your face over some trivial matter.

2) An exclamation: used to indicate someone is offending your sensibilities, or mightily trying your patience.

3) A warning: said to indicate that someone is pushing an issue to uncomfortable limits to which you do not want to "go", and to invite them to know their place.

Particularily amusing when said to men with short or no hair, for the incongruity of it all.

Often suffixed with "bitch", to top it off nicely.
"You've been on my ass all day about this. Time to fix yo' weave, bitch!"
by SeaBat June 10, 2006
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