stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Glass waffle

The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.

Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.

by Pweefweeherman August 1, 2016

sleepy waffle

Mixing semen spit and egg whites and giving it to a woman. To swallow or put it in syringe and squirt on an un suspecting female

Gave her the sleepy waffle .she is nasty

by sicksloth January 9, 2017

Daddy waffles

A sugar daddy with a small dick

Hey daddy waffles

by Obama aka henrytk January 24, 2017

Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.

Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display

by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017

flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017

cunt waffle

A person who looks like a flattened vagina.

"You look like a cunt waffle."

by MidnightRush April 19, 2017