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moto van

A van used to haul around dirt bikes. Normally seen by girlfriends as creepy and raper-ish
Hey man, you wanna take the moto van down to the races?
by Woody_60 April 6, 2017
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Paul van BJJ

Paul van BJJ is basically a man who is for all intended purposes the following: Good Looking, muscular, "macho"-being totally cool toward everyone and everything, very clean and neat in appearance, a man who is 100% man: almost every lady is attracted to him because of his great charismatic ability, and when need be, he can be a real bad guy to mess with. Paul van BJJ is more of a definitive personality type, go to the beach in the summer and you will see several who fit the above, in addition to wearing sunglasses and jewelry, he is a ladies man, enjoying fast cars, hot woman, and good at hustling people in pool. Paul van BJJ is what every man wants to be, but 99.7% of men never live up to.
"Man, that guy has it going on, he's a real Paul van BJJ"....
by sheehan March 23, 2020
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Van

multi-emotional, love green, wish band IELTS 7.5 or 8.0, excellent student hk1, SAT above 1400, pass National Economic Iniversity, Foreign Trade University and domestic universities and universities other international
Van is a very cool and unique name
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Van

Van is a deep guy, very interested in learning about the world around him. He can confidently say “I am not an apple” in polish, and can even make an origami crane.
Van is a quality guy.
by BigDaddyBrandon June 6, 2019
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Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.
Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.
by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
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Brittany Van Pelt

More captivating than the moon and the stars. Brittany Van Pelt is the definition of love, beauty and compassion. An angel of this earth and a goddess of the universe that leaves me eternally blessed and grateful that she is my life, my wife and best friend ❤️
Thank God I have been gifted this extremely Brittany Van Pelt love ❤️
by VP007 January 2, 2024
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Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.
When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.
by Glimmer February 10, 2021
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