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stan twitter

Very weird people on Twitter who just spend their whole day talking shit about memes and celebrities. No one outside their community can really understand what they're saying. They also are very intolerant and don't give any attention to people who don't have the same interests or opinions as them. Even though their main topics are American and English celebrities and American rap, they come from many different countries like Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Barbados, South America, Europe, etc., not just the USA. They also all talk in English only. Typically comprised of teens and young people, mainly Gen Z, this is why Gen Z is so weird.
Today Stan Twitter was talking about McDonalds. They were saying stuff like, "Welcome to McDonalds, would you like to order a ____ (celebrity) meal?" Literally BS, made no sense. Like wtf?
by John532 August 15, 2021
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Twitter

A place of Hell, where Cancel Culture exists in every turn! Watch out! They're gonna beat yo ass if you say something that isn't meant to be offensive
by anonymous June 26, 2021
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twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born
tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie
by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016
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Hip-Hop Twitter

(Or hht) Arguably the worst place on the internet, where overweight white virgins argue over hip hop opinions on Twitter.
by JoeyHipHopIsABum July 27, 2021
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twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it
"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!
by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023
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Twitter

The slave between your twat and shitter.
Have you seen my Twitter today?
by lickityspits June 8, 2023
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twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
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