uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

mosquito twatter

A type of twatting stick, made specifically for the twatting of mosquitoes.

Entirely different, from the twatting sticks used in zen

I'm going to twat that mosquito, with my mosquito twatter.

by Bobby twist August 21, 2019

Tennessee Twister

Using an electric, rotating egg beater as a dildo

Gia tried to give herself a Tennessee Twister the other day, and now she's in the hospital

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Twin Twister

The act when twins each pick up a person from a different bar and take the girl or guy back to the same house without telling each other. Both twins use the same alias. After intercourse initiates, they must then meet at the bathroom and switch bedrooms. After they finish having intercourse, they swap back and the girls never find out.

Yo bro, we gotta pull a twin twister this weekend.

Dude this past weekend we found the hottest girls to pull a Twin twister on.

Me and my twin sister pulled a twin twister on these spanish fashion models over spring break

by Dirty dan1235 December 14, 2019

mitter-titters

when your titters get so cold you have to give them mitters (also known as mittens)

Gigi: man, it's sure cold out here, i'm freezing my tits off

Sam: dude, you need to get yoself a pair of mitter-titters

by eatmyfupa December 26, 2021

petty twatter

Minor, trivial, or of lesser importance communication. Typically related to drama, scandals, and arguments.

would you quit with the petty twatter? I am trying to pay attention.

by Cpo98 April 9, 2022

tea twister

It’s like a Texas twister, but from an Asian woman.

“Yo Mei gave me a Texas twister last night dude.” - Guy 1
“If Mei did it then it’s a tea twister man.” - Guy 2

by Theleg3nd27 April 28, 2022