Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.

I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.

by D Roos June 1, 2011

Angel Turd

When you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel turd is that tiny, fluffy turd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.

Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.

Hey dude I flushed the angel turd you left after you crapped for America and I couldn't brush my teeth for 20 minutes

by nodgie November 13, 2011

Turd Revenge

When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.

After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.

by Poomonger April 21, 2011

turd murderer

Somebody that shits so much, not only their apartment smells like shit, but their hallway smells like shit. Otherwise known as a "turd slayer."

" Charlie slayed turds all day long. He is a turd murderer

by Samson29 November 21, 2015

Cinematic Turd

A really crappy movie.

Dude, did you see Titanic? Don't, 'cause it's a total cinematic turd.

by Some Guy In The Boro April 25, 2009

Steel Turd

A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.

*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.

Dude I had the biggest steel turd the other day when i dumped!

by cheezeball420 January 28, 2011

Helium turd

Turds that float back to the top, even after flushing the toilet.

Chad had to flush twice because the helium turds floated back up after the first flush.

by Eflex July 13, 2012