meat turd

A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.

Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?

by Eman84 April 03, 2014

Turd cutter

The buttocks of a person.
An ass.

That bitch has one sweet ass.
Yeah her turd cutter is tight.

by Firedawg29445 March 16, 2017

turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

by Ultimate mad tank February 07, 2010

Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville April 13, 2011

Turd crimper

The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.

"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a belt, USE IT!"

by heviarti March 22, 2009

Angel Turd

When you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel turd is that tiny, fluffy turd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.

Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.

Hey dude I flushed the angel turd you left after you crapped for America and I couldn't brush my teeth for 20 minutes

by nodgie November 13, 2011

Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.

I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.

by D Roos May 06, 2011