turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010

Turd cutter

The buttocks of a person.
An ass.

That bitch has one sweet ass.
Yeah her turd cutter is tight.

by Firedawg29445 March 25, 2017

mouse turds

The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.

Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.

Try cleaning off the mouse turds.

by col.panik June 15, 2011

roker turd

when you take a dump on somebodys chin and as it slides it looks wrinkly like Al Roker's chin

dude did someone give that guy a roker turd

by frank and keith June 6, 2007

Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.

I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.

by D Roos June 1, 2011

Angel Turd

When you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel turd is that tiny, fluffy turd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.

Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.

Hey dude I flushed the angel turd you left after you crapped for America and I couldn't brush my teeth for 20 minutes

by nodgie November 13, 2011

Turd Revenge

When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.

After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.

by Poomonger April 21, 2011