meat turd

A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.
Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?
by Eman84 April 03, 2014
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turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.
(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
by Ultimate mad tank February 07, 2010
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turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!
Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.
by Mammarie March 30, 2017
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Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.
This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.
by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013
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Turd crimper

The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.
"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a belt, USE IT!"
by heviarti March 22, 2009
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the Cosmic Turd

– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.

- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...
by Ace42 June 01, 2011
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Turd Revenge

When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
by Poomonger April 03, 2011
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