A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.
by Eman84 April 03, 2014
similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.
(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"
(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
by Ultimate mad tank February 07, 2010
by Mammarie March 30, 2017
What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.
Same as hammered turd.
by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013
by heviarti March 22, 2009
– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
by Ace42 June 01, 2011
When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
by Poomonger April 03, 2011