mother of toothpaste

int. used in place of "oh my god" or "god damnit"; used by religeous people.

also "sweet mary, mother of toothpaste!"

mother of toothpaste, that hurt!

by Aninymouse October 24, 2003

toother

a redneck, hillbilly, or trailer trash living in the bible belt. it's meant to point out their lack of dental work.

i was passing through south carolina on my way to florida, and saw a couple of toothers cow-tipping!

by cat neal November 16, 2009

tooth chipper

my dick, or any penis, also could refer to a blow job by an amatuer. always in reference to oral sex. bad oral sex

she gave me a tooth chipper and i have a cut on my dick

by john the paptist September 15, 2011

nice tooth brush

when a girl licks the toliet seat and then makes out with you

dude my gf just gave me a nice tooth brush

by babyeyes_95 October 19, 2010

puerto rican tooth fairy

To shit in ones pillow case and remake the bed when done.

Dan was such a prick I puerto rican tooth fairy his bedroom.

by Prosesh October 20, 2015

toothpasting

When a girl poops and there is still a piece stuck inside so she fingers her vagina to urge the nugget the rest of the way out of her ass.

Jane wiped her ass a million times but couldn't get that last little turd out, so she tried toothpasting herself and BAM, no more dingle berries.

by badtitties October 11, 2011

toother

a girl who uses teeth while giving head

by tim moats July 6, 2003