Don't Date Him Girl

A great site to warn others about cheaters, players, losers, haters, etc.

Kelly, that guy that asked you out yesterday, he's on don't date him girl .com!

Kelly: What?!?!

by justdontdatehimgirl May 06, 2009

I don't get tired

Your a real ass nigga. Also means you like to eat the booty.Hard work and determation makes you not get tired. Kevin gates dont get tired. Kevin gates also eats a lot of booty.

Hey kevin you gonna take a nap today? Well I don't get tired.

I got 6 jobs I dont get tired.

by jadabae May 25, 2015

Don't cap my ass

Please don't shoot me

Guy 1's Partner: "Aman you're mysoginistic"
Aman: "Imma pop a cap in your ass"
Guy 1: "Aman, please don't cap my ass"

by mk41 March 15, 2021

Don't name your friends.

(phrase) Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know into your definitions. As someone who regularly votes on new definitions, I've seen countless definitions naming people I don't expect anyone to know anything about. I for one prefer not to put these people in a bad light, so FUCKING STOP!!!

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by EqualsPeach June 09, 2016

Don't bum me Bayly

A term used when a said individual says something, then you immediately say that. Similar to 'cool story bro'; constant banter.

-A Strong put down.

Variation:

All right Bayly, don't bum me.

Male1: "I've got tickets to the pantomime!"

Male2: "Don't bum me Bayly"

Male1: "Lets go to the cinema this weekend."

Male2: "All right Bayly, don't bum me."

by Unhappyclown December 13, 2011

don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

by Big Steve September 19, 2007

I don't feel good

A vague way of saying your sick. Most common when you have a cold.

Me: I don't feel good :(

Best friend: Don't worry, I got you. I'm on my way with soup, gatorade, and season one of House.

Me: I love you bro :")

by BunnyBoneCrusher January 02, 2014