nipples on the tits

when something is epic or awesome, etc

founded by A.zink of london, ontario, canada

man that party was the nipples on the tits!

friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits

by zink101 September 21, 2011

Knobby Tit

a dispropotionate tit. The kind with bumps all over (acne and such).
Something to call your friends

that bitch has a knobby tit

go get it yourself you knobby tit

by Noel Gamble July 16, 2004

sugar tits

An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson

by goyische shitheel July 31, 2006

tit balls

a woman with breasts so large that they hang down past her waste ant infact, look like a large ball sack.

guy 1: Dude. Seriously dude look that chick has tit balls.
guy 2: Oh my fuck.

by p-nig January 23, 2006

aww tits

a funny expression to say when things dont go your way. Display of being pissed, mad, frustrated, or anger. This expression is used more on little things. Another substitution for aww shit.

Josh-Hey katie you just fucked up in the game you gotta finish your beer.
Katie- Are you serious, aww tits!

Brian-Hey your beer bitch now!
John-Aww tits!

by Mezy March 5, 2008

fat tits

A boy with abnormally large tits, usually not well rounded, but pointy. (see moobs)

sean lavelle goes to the market to deliver the milk

by cole March 13, 2005

tits on a rooster

1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.

2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts

He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.

So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.

She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.

by old lang guy October 29, 2006