A word to represent the female act of teabagging. Women do not have the ability to bag, so instead they smash with their swamp.
by Exekute June 01, 2018
by Doctor A. Swamp February 27, 2025
A woman or man who think that they can salvage a total looser with love and attention. Who gets stuck in the mud because they cant change people who dont want to change.
by RJ September 04, 2004
Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
1. A term used to describe an very wet rectum, especially after suffering from diarrhea.
2. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.
2. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.
1. "aw man backwater swamps suck, especially after eating extra hot curry."
2. Guy1 :" hey there hot buns."
Guy2: "hey that backwater swamp was pretty nice last night "
Guy1: "you know it, do me like that again, will you?"
2. Guy1 :" hey there hot buns."
Guy2: "hey that backwater swamp was pretty nice last night "
Guy1: "you know it, do me like that again, will you?"
by Emithises March 17, 2017
This means "porking" or the act of having vulgar sex, in the woods like two fat naked street gang bikers.
by Jelly Style 4 LIfe May 07, 2023
What is a swamp mower? A swamp mower is an intense sexual experience. A swamp mower takes place when two consenting partners fill up one of their vaginas with vomit, feces, and piss. After you make your concoction you put anal beads inside and allow it to marinate for a week. After a week yank those beads out like you’re starting a lawn mower. Enjoy!!!
by Swampmower February 29, 2024