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Spicy Richard

Dip your dick in Tajin and give her the ole reach around
I gave her the spicy richard last night, why does it hurt?
by Broke.Rich November 11, 2022
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Richard

Has a large but deformed cock which he touches often when looking at Land Rover photographs
Oh there goes Richard again looking at land rovers and stroking off!
by Clever Si November 24, 2021
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Richard Macy

A space cowboy, thinks he has an enormous cock, but in reality has a 2” punisher. A male prostitute that doesn’t charge anything but pussy. If you know a richard Macy than you better stay away from him unless you want to sleep with him. 100% of times he is bisexual. Do not make eye contact with him unless you want to have a 30 second sexual encounter.
by Tsccowboy2020 June 30, 2020
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bloody richard

The Bloody Richard

The act in which a uncircumcised man has his penis blown up like a balloon. After being continously blown up over and over the tip of ones shaft gets bloody.
She blew in his cock so much he has The Bloody Richard
by Fackthaworld September 27, 2022
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Richard Black

You are a man of mystique, but I am close to solving your mystery. You are kind with a streak of bad. A dreamer. A lover. A genuine friend to a few lucky souls. You have an intellect with a magnitude you haven't yet fully discovered, but I have. A calm that tempers my worst fears, and a quiet storm that may quench only a few. But behind that storm rages a force that I have been waiting for all my life. One day you will find this and be blown away, as I have been all these years. Richard Black, this is your definition.
Richard Black is a man of mystery, intellect, and quiet storm.
by NautiNat February 6, 2021
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Lazy Richard

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!
by Red dirt Ranger April 17, 2024
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Richard

A guy with no brain. but somehow with a huge skull.
(Eh, probably useless)
Amanda: Have you seen Richard?
Lisa: yup. He's stupider than I thought!
by Hereisdannyboi December 20, 2017
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