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hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.
Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.
by Hog plastered November 21, 2021
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Blush Hog

1. (Noun). An affectionate name for a penis, one of particularly hoggish nature that makes a willing recipient blush.

2. A member of a so named mountain bike gang located in Pit City, Michigan who only communicate in word associations and bird noises.
Oh god, here come the blush hogs, I can hear one of them belch from a mile away. They’re always asking for a spare tube.”
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Flesh Hog

Jimmy: Ay Timmy, gonna go skin the ol' flesh hog
Timmy: I didn't need to know that, brother
Jimmy: Yeah buddy
by HarBak November 13, 2022
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Hog Dog

In the southern portion of the United States, it is not uncommon to, see people driving pickup trucks with a couple of large dogs in the back. Most of these dogs, are breeds of hounds and other dogs used in hunting, especially hunting wild boar and Hogs. It is now very widespread and common to refer to these dogs as hog dogs.
I took my hog dog out hunting this weekend and we took down a 200 lb wild boar.
by karendontcare420 April 4, 2019
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hog cycle

2c2w offically made the hog cycle deck
"what deck is he gonna run"
"omg he's running hog cycle"
by oneskii January 6, 2022
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Hog Jam

A group of grown men who need to wee-wee-wee- back home and shelve the jellies to preserve a little longer.
Can you Hog Jam to the race? No cause my wife says I need help at the house.
by The MOMMA PIGS October 29, 2009
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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