smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz

Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"

by The illustrious moustache May 7, 2018

Involuntary Gravy

When you accidentally nut into your own mouth.

I was giving myself the stranger and ended up with involuntary gravy when I couldn't aim my junk.

by jhowtheone April 19, 2020

Buttcheek gravy

When a girls poop and period blood mix together.

I would never have sex with Jessica she’s got that buttcheek gravy.

by Choppy Tom February 22, 2021

Gravy

Anything of value that needs protection from outside influence.

1) I wish all these fools would stay outta my friggin gravy son! 2) The Taliban called and said for the U.S. to get the hell outta their gravy.

by GravyBoy July 12, 2015

Gravy

The thicc brown substance your mum puts on her wontons.

Jared - what does your mum have on her wontons?

Chelsea - oh just gravy.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019

Gravy

To say something is totally cool or lit

“ that’s gravy dawg”
“ dude my dog just ran away”

“Sorry bro totally not gravy anymore “😓

by Noodles.02 January 17, 2024

Gravy tunnel

A person who is thicc like gravy and has an open mind like a tunnel

Oh have you seen Jessica?

Yh shes a gravy tunnel aint she

by Lulliequin July 13, 2020