Blowfish Cowboy

Closeted married men who often preach their straightness to their friends but can be found at gay orgies typically in the cowboy position

You hear John’s wife caught him at a gay orgy? I had no idea he was a Blowfish Cowboy!

by Crinklecutcucumbers July 18, 2023

Bitmoji cowboy hat

If your named Finn you should definitely never wear this or wear the matching overalls.

Bitmoji cowboy hat should only be used if your wearing the matching overalls.

by Happysow May 17, 2021

cunt cowboy

When a person likes to lasso the tampon string with their finger before pulling it out

Girl: I can’t, I’m on my period...
Boy: Don’t worry, I’m a cunt cowboy

by Tootsie Tits February 26, 2018

moaning cowboy

a fucktruck texan who spealizes in ass, alaskan pipelines, and bunging the booce

"Jacob sure is a moaning cowboy"

by cryptologies May 6, 2015

Cowboy Cocaine

Cheap cocaine cut with caffeine powder that got its name from its use by cowboys to stay awake during long hours on the cattle drive. A dangerous combination, since caffeine powder alone risks overdose and can cause heart arrhythmia

His eyes feeling heavy and no time to stop for rest, Billy snorted a pinky nail full of cowboy cocaine and suddenly felt a burst of adrenaline; his heart racing as though he drank ten espressos.

by Mortisha Addams July 16, 2024

Dustpan Cowboy

Somebody who is a dusty and fake country boy. Pretending to be from the sticks but really just rolled in a dustpan.

Doug was being such a dustpan cowboy last night

by Bobzeller67 July 9, 2025

Cowboy Soda

When you pour whiskey/boubon into a beer

I'd really love a cowboy soda right about now.

by Hulksta June 25, 2025