Robert

Your stereotypical white teenager
Really handsome white teenager though
Can be a racist sometimes but he just won’t say the n word sometimes
A bit gay and a bit retarded

That white man over there, that’s a Robert

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.

I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.

by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022

Robert Gumbo Pot

When a man has explosive diarrhea inside of a Gumbo Pot and throws it into a body of water.

Hunter:Dad did you really just shit in that brand new Gumbo Pot?
Robert:Yes I had to let it loose son.
Hunter:Mom don't use that Robert Gumbo Pot!!

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024

Robert California

Dunder Mifflin/Sabre, intimidating, unsettling and yet profoundly charismatic C.E.O. in the sit-com The Office (season 8). According to Jim Halpert, he might be a genius (S7E21). According to himself, he is the f***ing Lizard King (S8E23). He is portrayed by James Spader, who was probably just being himself the whole time and did not even know he was filmed. Awesome character, regardless.

Robert California talked the former C.E.O out of her job. How does someone even do that?

by Vicere Fervide Chiappe June 29, 2018

robert mercer

Is a charming mfer will steal ur womans heart while ur in jail and through the dick to her and is from Glasgow KY goes by red mercer

Robert mercer

by Prince's charming July 18, 2022

Robert

Robert is the most handsome and beautiful person in the world , if you hget a boy named Robert don’t let him down , also he likes some ass

If you get a robert , don’t let him down or he’ll get revenge , and with revenge i mean REVENGE!

by Fakkatigers🐯 September 16, 2020

Robert Stockard

This is actually me so don't judge.

1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD

Person 1: Ay is dat Robert Stockard
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True

by U Know Im not you March 20, 2019