Dog owner 1: Dude, I always knew my cousin was a weirdo.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.
Dog owner 2: Why?
Dog owner 1: I caught him filming a dog pound with my dogs, dick in hand.
Dog owner 2: Ew, gross.
by Throwaway11 August 21, 2017

when a person, mostly a man, is so attracted to a woman that he wants to have sexual intercourse with her.
Dan: Yo Tony! Who was that gorgeous woman you were talking to over there?
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".
Tony: Oh, you're talking about Zoey? She's my financial advisor.
Dan: Great, I'm going over there and show offer her some "cunt pounding interest".
by TheToesKnows September 16, 2025

A child you pick up from the adoption center who is in their teenage years. And like a dog that you would also pick up from the pound it will behave as to not go back to the pound.
Joe: Should I get a pound teen? I heard they're well behaved.
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center
by vurvm April 15, 2024

when the 5th year senior goes for the drunkest freshman at the function. she takes control and rides the shit out of him until his balls explode.
by chopped whore 22 March 31, 2025

by Drew Schoch December 28, 2006

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.
I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.
by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025
