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Matt

Just kind of an odd ball with some weird turn ons like feet and ears. Impulsive and likes to nibble, anything that jiggles in an instant, he’ll be on. He’s a pretty chill dude and can even get high off of essential oils.
“is that guy really chewing that?”
“yeah whatta Matt”
by perrrythedoof April 23, 2018
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Matt

A based motherfucker, who loves brunette french girls who wear white sweaters and thigh high socks
I am Matt I like brunttes
by I am not Matt for real tho April 22, 2022
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Matt

The "Matt" is a stereotype seen in a D&D player. The term is derived from the EBF series character of the same name, who shares some of the properties of a Matt-type player.

They are at least one of the following.
Not taking the game seriously
Obsessed with finding loot
Not paying attention to the story
A Murder Hobo
Playing a martial class, normally a fighter
Making passes at a female player (If there is one)
People who fall under the Matt stereotype are fun to have around but must be kept on a tight leash lest the game go off the rails.
He's also the guy most likely to ask if he can fuck the dragon.
by sebacostamr May 18, 2019
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Matt

A stupid fucking time traveling potato who becomes your abusive teacher in 40 years.
by GodSlasher June 30, 2019
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your matt

1. Used to annoy said Matt after he uses the term your mum, hence he realises what a tool he rally is.

2. Used as an insult to anyone in the same room as Matt.

3. The automatic retort to your mum.
1.
Matt: ....your mum!
You: No, your Matt!

2.
(When Matt is in the room)
You: No, your Matt!

3.
Anyone: ...your mum!
You: No your Matt!
by Moloch666 March 15, 2005
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matt rude

a person that looks 4-5 years younger then their age. also cannot eat meat.
Guy 1: "That guy must me 21"

Guy 2: "No he's a matt rude, cant even drive yet"

Guy 1: "Oh."
by gayweeddad69 December 19, 2011
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Matt B

A short retard who doesn't like who calls hi a gay, eve though he is
"Oh Matt B is totally a gay" "No I'm not" " you are, I saw you kiss Your best friend yesterday" " Ya know what, I cant argue with that"
by Jimbob872345 October 23, 2018
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