wobbly eggs

British slang for downers. (xanax, valium, etc.)

He doesn't remember what happened last night because he ate those wobbly eggs.

by happilyoblivious May 27, 2009

friendship egg

an easter egg that contains the love baby of two best friends,usually an eraser,others uses :to kill bugs, to play catch with your cat and to scare pink anorexic girls/boys

golly gee look at kimchi's friendship egg of awesomeness

by JessicaKim September 11, 2007

creme egg

giving, an act of love

"dude, i just gave her a creme egg!"

by loveeyouregg April 26, 2009

poached egg

when a guy sticks his ballsack into another guys asshole and then jerks off on his back.

Paul gave Rubin a poached egg. He loved it.

Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.

by IamChainSaw March 20, 2010

Egg-shaped

adj. Having the general proportions of an egg (that is, round-ish, but thinner at the top than at the bottom); Badass, someone you don't mess with

"In Sonic the Hedgehog games (for Sega), Dr. Robotnik is so egg-shaped!"
"Yeah, he totally pwned me when I played that game."

by Aoi Leann May 13, 2005

egg in a nest

After a man has been in very cold conditions or if he just has a small penis his penis looks likes an egg in a nest.

I've just been in the sea and it was really cold, my cock looks like an egg in a nest!

by MasterOfWisdom May 20, 2011

flat egg

A person whose personality resembles a hard boiled egg that has been peeled and then squished.

"Ugh that girl has no personality!"
"Yeah, she's a real flat egg."

by CToso69 May 29, 2016