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horn dog

1. (noun) A dog that has horns like a moose.

2. (noun) A person who is highly addicted to sex and attempts it as often as possible with just about anyone, but usually a partner or spouse. Such person will often use innuendo with several people throughout the course of a day in hopes of achieving a sexual situation with at least one of them.

3. (noun) A term that is sometimes used by one who does not exactly have a handle on the English language when what they meant to say was 'corn dog.'
1. At Christmas, Wayne created his beer fund by renting out his horn dog to the Santa Claus display at the mall.

2. OFFICE MAIL CLERK: Boy, that new receptionist sure is a horn dog.
BOSS: Really?

3. When Pierre ordered a horn dog, everyone began to laugh hysterically.
by Mickey Nation December 27, 2006
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dog gobbling

I can't wait for the parade to start." "Say!!!" "Lets go to the food court and do some dog gobbling to get loosened up."
by havalaf October 7, 2009
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Dog Shit

What I'll vote for if it runs against Bush in 2004
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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Skin dog

Reffering to ones own human children in regards to the opposite of fur babies.
I absolutely love my skin dogs, I have two daughters and a son; Brianna, Tyler and Mayleigh. But no one will greet you at the door like a fur baby! Stryker is my german shepherd puppy and he is so cute!
by hardyanimal December 2, 2019
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Dog Paws

A popular college drinking game that is similar to "Edward 40 Hands", only the difference is that instead of fourties, you hold two bottles of MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog". The rules of the game are that you always have a bottle in each hand (With the option of duct taping them to your hand so nobody backs out), and you HAVE to finish both bottles.
Jim - "Dude, let's play some Edward 40 Hands tonight!"
DJ - "Naw man, I'm not feeling beer. Let's get sexy drunk off some wine!"
Jim - "Even better! We can do both! Let's play some Dog Paws!"
by IMcINasty September 30, 2009
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T-dog

Your crazy teacher's worst nightmare - himself.
The way T-dog teaches is a nightmare we get no work done and he neglects our need for sweets.
"We stalk T-dog on a daily basis."
"T-dog likes Star Wars too much - he drinks it in his sleep with dem starwars pjs"
by banana jeff June 13, 2019
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Butter Dog

A domesticated wolf breed known as a "Golden Retriever" associated with a portion congealed milk fat placed upon its own head.
Person 1 - "You know Butter Dog?"
Person 2 - "The dog with the butter on him"
by Mañ November 9, 2020
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