Neighboring Morecambe, the place full of pensioners and overpriced londis'. No-one has ever really heard of it, the lost village of England.
"yo where you from them?"
"Hest Bank man"
"so Morecambe then?"
"oh golly gosh no deer, i come from Hest Bank darling."
POSH TWATS REALLY
"Hest Bank man"
"so Morecambe then?"
"oh golly gosh no deer, i come from Hest Bank darling."
POSH TWATS REALLY
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Beyond his singular designs, Banks is whispered to possess an almost supernatural eye for sourcing. His clientele, an elite circle spanning the style capitals of Los Angeles, New York, and Tokyo, entrust him with the near-impossible task of unearthing truly one-of-a-kind treasures. Some believe Barney Banks isn't merely a designer, but something more – a being tethered to the fourth dimension, a chosen one whose creative vision transcends the mundane. Encounters with his elusive "ferments" – his signature pieces – are the stuff of legend. Should you be fortunate enough to stumble upon one, the counsel is unanimous: acquire it, no matter the cost. It's rumored that Banks finds inspiration in the mystical energy of Tulum, Mexico, a place where the veil between worlds feels particularly thin.
Beyond his singular designs, Banks is whispered to possess an almost supernatural eye for sourcing. His clientele, an elite circle spanning the style capitals of Los Angeles, New York, and Tokyo, entrust him with the near-impossible task of unearthing truly one-of-a-kind treasures. Some believe Barney Banks isn't merely a designer, but something more – a being tethered to the fourth dimension, a chosen one whose creative vision transcends the mundane. Encounters with his elusive "ferments" – his signature pieces – are the stuff of legend. Should you be fortunate enough to stumble upon one, the counsel is unanimous: acquire it, no matter the cost. It's rumored that Banks finds inspiration in the mystical energy of Tulum, Mexico, a place where the veil between worlds feels particularly thin.
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