Table Surfing

the act of loosing the cap of a salt shaker so that the next person who uses it creates an ocean of salt on there entree, thus ruining their meal

Guy 1: "Hey guy number 2 can you pass me the salt?"
Guy 2: "Sure..."
(salt spills all over the food)
Guy 1: "What the heck?"
Guy 2: "What I thought that we were table surfing?"
Guy 1: "No we weren't you idiot, I was trying to eat dinner."

by imabutcher October 6, 2011

Blackpink talentless

blackpink is trash. the concept of the group was copied, the concepts are copied, the aegyos are fake, jennie brags about her english accent when talking, rose's fake voice, lisa's cringey aegyo and jisoo is talentless.

Blackpink is so talentless God..Blackpink talentless

by Stan talent July 16, 2021

Talent

Davey Havok, lead singer of AFI

Davey Havok is the most talented man alive.

by MaGz HaVoK September 16, 2003

Talent

A word meaning someone is extremely well off in an area of expertise. Benny Heart. Or that someone is extremely good at one thing.

Benny Heart actually has Talent, unlike Lil Wayne.

by EmSTAXX April 8, 2011

Take my talents down to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation

Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.

by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by JamesGee July 10, 2010

Talent

Something that BTS and EXO have, and many western celebrities lack this.

Person 1: Have you heard of BTS or EXO?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Stan talent, stan BTS and EXO!

by jay :)) March 22, 2019