A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.
by Eman84 April 03, 2014
similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.
(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"
(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
by Ultimate mad tank February 07, 2010
I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.
by D Roos May 06, 2011
When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
by Poomonger April 03, 2011
A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.
*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
by cheezeball420 January 26, 2011
by heviarti March 22, 2009
by col.panik June 15, 2011