meat turd

A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.
Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?
by Eman84 April 03, 2014
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turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.
(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
by Ultimate mad tank February 07, 2010
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Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.
I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.
by D Roos May 06, 2011
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Turd Revenge

When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
by Poomonger April 03, 2011
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Steel Turd

A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.

*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
Dude I had the biggest steel turd the other day when i dumped!
by cheezeball420 January 26, 2011
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Turd crimper

The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.
"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a belt, USE IT!"
by heviarti March 22, 2009
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mouse turds

The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.
Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.

Try cleaning off the mouse turds.
by col.panik June 15, 2011
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