Squarelord

Portmanteau of 'Square' & 'Gaylord' thus becoming the ultimate insult & last word in inferring bender-nerdiness.

Original coined by Claire Humphreys in 2011 & all credit & recognition must go to the dwarf-obsessed flame-haired beauty.

"Are you still working at 6PM on a Friday night ? What a squarelord"

by Shooms November 5, 2011

Square bear

A bear/hairy gay male with a square/flat booty

Yo man he such a square bear

by @Donald.faurschou November 6, 2017

Square up Mother Fucker

The way to tell someone to square up but better

Natalie: SQUARE UP MOTHER FUCKER
Maddie: *squares up* uhh ok?
Natalie: *wins fight because Maddie was scared*

by Square up CAKISUIANS May 26, 2018

square

Something that I wrote bc I'm bored

Pat likes oats in square boxes, he eats them with milk.

by Mygrandmasaysyeet March 19, 2019

square

to be square means you won't get sexual with your partner.

Yo emma won't even let me smash, she's so fucking square

by Frostty March 23, 2019

square hour

A phrase for specific times throughout a day

For example: jonathan choose a square time because it has to one hour direct.
Jonathan: Okay 2:00
NB:there are only 24 square hours

Which are

1:00
2:00

3:00
Etc...

by maria😊 December 7, 2019

Square Burger

A version of the American Cheese Burger but instead of taking on the iconic circle shape, it finds itself shaped as a square.

I think we should grill some Square Burgers for lunch!

by Mufflez November 10, 2020