Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)
Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"
by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

by livelaughlove69420 June 20, 2023

A drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. You must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.
'Ere mate what you doing talking to my girl'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'
by shannymcfee May 28, 2015

i just broke up with my bf
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.
didn't you need his money tho
ugh i will get back together with him then, get the money, then i will break up with him
your basically chewing the same food you just spit out.
by ahfukajshfk May 16, 2018

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.
The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.
Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.
Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend
Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

a) what a dog does with anything it can't eat, chew, or play with
b ) (A variation of "piss on it and walk away"): walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the experience frustrate you.
b ) (A variation of "piss on it and walk away"): walk away from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high, and move onto bigger and better things, instead of letting the experience frustrate you.
In terms of anger management adapted to modern society, especially under definition b) mentioned above, spit on it and walk away is more than a solid good piece of advice; the same can be applied to, to some extent, in dealing with negative people, or people you can't/don't want to get along with.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*
by YourHolySpirit March 6, 2022
