Shoelaces

Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.

Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.

by Banksy29 January 12, 2013

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Shit on a Shovel

A more original and creative metaphor for saying something is unbelievably shit. It suggests it is shit off the floor and picked up off the floor with a shovel by a homeless or very working class person. Commonly used by the cool kids at school mostly against minecraft nerds (see minecraft nerd) to remind them how fucking awful minecraft is.

Ross: 'Sup minecraft nerds

The Minecraft Posse: go away, we are discussing the new minecraft graphics pack beta version 1.4.6.7.4

Ross: minecraft is shit on a shovel, you benders

by Ross McPwn November 7, 2011

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Shoelicker

A 20-something year old individual that goes around to Buffalo, NY area supermarkets, gas stations, bars, clubs, etc. and gets on his hands and knees to lick your shoe. Rumored to be from Georgia, lives out of his car and attempts to bathe in local restrooms.

While standing outside of the club, I became another victim of the shoelicker.

by Shoelicker Victim June 30, 2009

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