Blood Sausage 

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."

Blood Sausage by Dr. Angela Wallenbrock August 11, 2008

Juggling sausage

Providing handjobs to multiple males simultaneously.

The Catholic school girl invited all her guy friends over and demonstrated her affinity for juggling sausage.

Juggling sausage by Retrix November 5, 2010

soggy sausage 

male version of wet fish. Were their partner does all the work during sex an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.

jimmy "how was last night with John"
Emma "it was awful again"
Jimmy "aww why was it the sex ?"
Emma "yeahh he just lyed there again"
Jimmy " that dude is such a soggy sausage"

soggy sausage by xkatherinex September 13, 2010

vienna sausage 

A very small penis.

I wouldn't bother with him Judy, he's packing a Vienna Sausage.

vienna sausage by afsfcop September 24, 2005

mini sausage 

The sausage that my little brother of 8 years has attached inbetween his legs.

"It's like a tail...JUST IN FRONT!"

mini sausage by Anonymous May 2, 2003

square sausage 

A ingredient of a sottish breakfast fry up. Really a lump of sausage meat that is fried or grilled and served up with your bacon, eggs, sausage, fried bread, tomatoes etc. Not recommended for those with heart trouble

I had breakfast with square sausage in Glasgow this morning

square sausage by Kenh October 18, 2007

Le Sausage 

This is the "French" word for the male genitalia. Typically used when referring to it as a dish.

Roommate 1: "Man, what is wrong with that chick you brought over last night?"
Roommate 2: "I dunno, bro. I thought she was all about Le Sausage, but I think she's more of a Fish Taco type of girl."
Roommate 1: "Fair enough."

Le Sausage by The_Victor May 24, 2009