Rusty Elmo

The act of Eppz Dee'ing a fellow human being, who is clueless to the ways of the world, also known as a "fuckboi"

That Eppzy just got Rusty Elmo'd XD

by Dehzarious September 15, 2016

Rusty Justice

Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.

Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.

by GJK::OUIUHBH HJL November 17, 2016

Rusty tomahawk

Having anal with a partner and wiping your feces covered penis on their face like war paint.

She let out a whooo whooo when I stuck it in her butt so I gave her the rusty tomahawk!

by Rustoma October 18, 2020

rusty anal

Rubbing shit all over a girl/guys ass and fucking them in the ass hole

Can I give u a rusty anal ?
Are u in to rusty anal?

by Idekbitch April 24, 2018

Rusty Batman

The act of Sixty Nining where both parties shove their thumbs up eachothers's asses after a particularly hot curry, pulling them out and making a Bat Signal between them.

You would not believe what Sandra make me do last night! She begged me to do a rusty batman with her. So the wedding is Thursday.

by RuneClaw July 31, 2021

Rusty Ocarina

Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.

Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.

by RobAnybody November 3, 2020

rusty oreo

Butt fuckin a chick while throwing dirt on his back then you jizz on their back and scream some random shit

Dude:"oh babe you feel good."
Chick:"oh give me a rusty oreo!"
Dude:"oh I'm gonna cum!!!"
Chick:"give it to me!!!!!!"
Dude "ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck I wish you were my gay friend John santiago!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Rusty oreo September 30, 2015