Refers to an individual who has more than enough money but prefers to act like they’re living on a survival-mode budget. A cuck rich person regularly complains about how “everyone else is loaded,” despite secretly having a bank account that could choke a medium-sized mule. Instead of enjoying their resources, they hoard their cash like a feral dragon and get their thrills watching real spenders live it up.
A cuck rich individual can often be found sitting on the sidelines, gripping their wad of money like a comfort object and whispering, “I could do that too… if I wanted,” while absolutely not doing that. Their financial motto is: observe lavish fun from a safe distance, and then go home and get a little too cozy with the bills they refused to spend.
A cuck rich individual can often be found sitting on the sidelines, gripping their wad of money like a comfort object and whispering, “I could do that too… if I wanted,” while absolutely not doing that. Their financial motto is: observe lavish fun from a safe distance, and then go home and get a little too cozy with the bills they refused to spend.
“Bro, the pizzeria owner is not broke. He’s just cuck rich—he gets more excited by saving than by actually doing shit.”
by TheItalianKid December 11, 2025
Get the Cuck Rich mug.When a person gets a personally large lump sum of money that - in no way - will help them long-term, so they spend the money almost immediately on something that will not contribute to their lives in a positive way.
OMG we're Nigger Rich, bro! Those stimulus checks just came in. Let's go to the mall then to Best Buy to get me a Playstation 5.
by Briar Tuck December 31, 2025
Get the Nigger Rich mug.During a short period in U.S. history (2020-2021ish) when it was common place to see unlikely Unemployment Recipients (people who'd never worked or had money before) with thousands of dollars to their names, and not have any idea how or where to spend it.
Have I seen Junior lately? Man, I saw that fool last weekend playing Video Lottery like he was CoVid Rich!
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“yo have u met that jackson guy? he was born into a rich family”
“yeah dude don’t fuck with him he fucking sucks”
“oh ok i’ll never talk to rich jackson’s again.”
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Ever since Jeff got hired as a software engineer he’s been totally newphone riche with his iPhone 17 Max, Apple Watch, and smart home appliances.
by JMT91 February 19, 2025
Get the newphone riche mug.The phrase "Pre-rich" refers to someone who currently does not hold wealth of any significance but is engaging in actions that could potentially result in either a sudden or gradual increase in wealth, resulting in them becoming rich. This "phrase" labels someone as doing the right this to become rich but as of the current moment, not being rich.
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