queef blow test

(QBT) Usually performed during cunnilingus. When one partner will blow a quick, forced breath directly into the vagina. Then firmly push on the mons and a queef pops out. Serves almost no purpose but a good laugh or a quick way to ensure you won't have another date.
(1) Jim had to end the date with Sally before he hung himself in her bathroom, so he gave her a QBT followed with a look of shame. (2) Beula was asking Willy for a little more excitement in the sack so Willy tried the queef blow test. Did that work?
by Pv2Monsell June 30, 2009
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Georgia O' Queef

when something queer happens,
"GHEY"
or something goes wrong,
meaning oh bollocks or thats a bit shit
When your pencil breaks you might say
"well that's a bit Georgia O' Queef !"
by Z.R. November 18, 2007
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bloody vigina queef

two parts vadka, one part tomato juice, mixed with someones penis
by delana brewer August 03, 2003
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Raspberry Queef Balloon

When someone blows a raspberry into your v*gina which causes you to queef
She wouldn’t stop blowing raspberries last night. I was like a raspberry queef balloon
by sud June 28, 2020
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Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"
by spartan-215 October 08, 2009
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Queffin Beefin - Queef

qweer
gay
watever u defin queer as
stupid queef
queffin beffin coming through
by myname982 November 11, 2003
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Bong asshole queef

(v.) sex position in which a hit of “tobacco” is inhaled, then exhaled into another’s rectum in order to soon be followed by a resulting and successful bong asshole queef
Dude, I was with this girl last night and she gave me the most righteous bong asshole queef.
by RedBravado August 24, 2019
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