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New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.
I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.
by Helvecta Heresy January 8, 2025
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A Pepe La Puke

An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up
Look everybody he’s wife is Pulling A Carmen cuz he’s A Pepe La Puke
by Dadonn February 19, 2025
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A Pepe La Puke

The most vile , disgusting , selfish, lowest life form on the planet. A parasite to everything it comes into contact with. Sucking the life and resourses out of its hosts then moves on to other hosts leaving its offspring behind to finish the job.
No one feel sorry for the women who marries A Pepe La Puke, he still thinks he’s south of the border
by Dadonn February 19, 2025
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Pepe la puke

Any legal who set you up and then called the police and snitches on you
Watch Out man he’s not loyal to the soil he is a pepe la puke
by DaDonDonTayTay February 12, 2026
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New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025
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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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