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Boston Punk Zombies 

Undercover police who do a terrible job trying to poseur their way into a "scene" to stop an imagined scourge of victimless non-crime.

The origin comes from a risible email exchange in March of 2013.
We just talked with those dudes outside whining to find "the awesome party." Total Boston Punk Zombies. Let's give 'em the address of a Dunkin' Donuts in Allston.
Related Words

Champagne Punk 

"Champagne punk" simply infers that it is punk of the highest calibre, deriving from the saying, "a champagne moment" that means a very fine moment indeed. More often referred to in terms of comedy, for example David Letterman's fan site is called 'champagne comedy'.

"Champagne punk" (adjective) should not be confused with Chardonnay Punk(group noun). Champagne is a symbol of celebration for the middle and lower classes, whereas chardonnay which is traditionally associated with the upper classes has been used derogatorily to describe rich left wing persons that self-identify with the working classes, i.e.: "That chardonnay sipping hippy!".

This confusion is somewhat understandable due to the existence of the term champagne socialist, however because most punks do in fact come from middle class backgrounds, the comparison doesn't stand up on close examination. To confuse these two terms is not necessarily indicative that one is a dumb punk. However, it would be more accurate to instead refer to particularly socio-economically disadvantaged people who are members of the broader punk scene as gutter punks, to avoid ambiguity.
"That show rocked."

"Champagne punk at its best, mate."
Champagne Punk by Megapossum October 26, 2018

Fool Punk 

When someone commits an act which is rather dum dum, you simply call them a 'Fool Punk'
Alan: "What is the time?"
Joe: "Eh I don't know, 3 a'clock?"
Alan: "Its o'clock, you fool punk"
Joe: "Okay" *visibly sad*
Everyone: "What a fool punk!"
Fool Punk by Milo_Yong February 23, 2020

Daft Punk 

A French DJ Duo that lasted from 1993 - February 22nd, 2021 their music was a form of story. Who unfortunately split up today as I’m writing this
Person 1: “Hey did you hear Daft Punk split up?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I cried for 5 hours
Daft Punk by Fffseuegvfewuvgdure February 22, 2021

parrot punk 

A term used to describe a chump who claims words or sentences and ideas used by others or assumes others identities since the individual lacks their own.
Gaven: Pannda has no identity of her own so she pretends she is someone else
Marcus: so you’re saying that Pannda is a parrot punk?
Gaven: yes
Marcus: damn! That Pannda is a real loser
parrot punk by Pettiboner October 18, 2021

Pronoun Punk 

Pronoun Punk a subgenre of science fiction similar to steampunk or cyberpunk that combines the aesthetics of the LGBT culture.
Oh look there goes a clown.
Oh no it’s just a Pronoun Punk
Pronoun Punk by AnonDoxy March 30, 2023