procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

6 Degrees of Procrastination

the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.

guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.

girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.

by OMGR8US May 11, 2011

procrasturbate

when you feel the need to play with yourself, but you keep putting it off because you think its unhealthy or some fuccin thing...

Yo dude, we are all jerkaholics, but that nig is a fuccin PROCRASTURBATER!

he/she loves to procrasturbate

by nate April 17, 2006

Procrastastic

To be particularly adept at procrastinating.

I got through another day without showering, I'm Procrastastic!

by Casts A Shadow March 27, 2010

procrastalaxin

When you be procrastinating AND chillaxin. YOU KNOW:

Procrastinating + chillaxin = procrastalaxin

and

Procrastalaxin: a way of life; an artful method of procrastination and chillaxing simultaneously.

Example: Me and my homies be procrastalaxin up in here.

or

Example: Stop procrastalaxin and get some work done!

by SoScripted April 26, 2010

Procrastination

1.Waiting to complete or start a task until the very last possible minute

Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am

by 162875 March 10, 2015

procrastapoop

When you actually try doing your homework for once or if your just regularly doing it, but you keep having to poop, and so nothing gets done.

Teacher: Where's your homework

Billy: I really tried to do it Mrs. P, but I just couldn't stop procrastapooping

Teacher: Excuses, excuses

by Urban yahtzee March 15, 2015