noun
1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. When a human male urinates and, for some reason (e.g., dried semen partially covering the urethral orifice, some kind of urethral dysfunction, general misfortune), the urine sprays out uncontrollably, and in the wrong direction(s), often rendering the fly unusable (except by the extremely un-germophobic) and causing the urinator to be, literally, pissed off. This meaning of the word is found in the verb phrase "to have a priest."
2. When a male, in the middle of urination, suddenly, out of his own volition, aborts said urination, despite the fact that he is not yet done (i.e., still has pee left that desperately wants to come out). This act is usually very uncomfortable, backing up the flow of piss, and thus creating an extremely uncomfortable urinary traffic jam. This meaning demands the verb phrase "to do a priest."
1. "Dude, okay, I'm really sorry, but I had a priest the other day and I kind of ruined those pants you lent me."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
2. "Okay, so, when I was little, I once had to be hospitalized because my urethra exploded when, experimenting, I did a priest."
by Micturient Lad August 17, 2010
Get the Priest mug.Doing something that is extremely funny, and involves not giving a shit about anybody else but yourself. Or a really funny insult of someone else.
1.Mo Rinderman told his couch that he was a dumb lug, also telling a girl at the beach GTFOM
2. Fiz peeing in a lobby trashcan because he couldn't find a bathroom
3. Jesse saying I thought I saw the Bald Lug
4. Yuz Zucker cheating on every girlfriend he has and ditching his son cuz he's a rich bald lug
ooooooooooooooooookbye
2. Fiz peeing in a lobby trashcan because he couldn't find a bathroom
3. Jesse saying I thought I saw the Bald Lug
4. Yuz Zucker cheating on every girlfriend he has and ditching his son cuz he's a rich bald lug
ooooooooooooooooookbye
by Brian December 10, 2003
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A douchebag.
Used to describe those that pride themselves on playing shitty video games and trying to cockblock those around them.
"Man, that guy is a total Obvious Prime"
"Yeah, lets punch him in the balls"
"Man, that guy is a total Obvious Prime"
"Yeah, lets punch him in the balls"
by Guess-who Obvy? June 20, 2008
Get the Obvious Prime mug.1)A man of God who is supposed to look out for the spiritual well being of those who share his faith and offer comfort to old people who like that sort of thing.
2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
2)A class in WOW that runs away every time you get within 30 feet of them.
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Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.
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Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
Guy- Catholic priests are child molesters.
Guy2- Not that priest in the Exorcist. He molested satan with the power of christ and saved a kid, hes a fucking legend.
2)
Guy- Ive got a level 70 priest =)
Guy- come back here so i can stab you!
by glackin November 10, 2007
Get the priest mug.Term used in Academic Team (don't laugh) where one team buzzes in early on a question and gets it wrong so the question is to be read in it's entirety to the other team. No one player on this team should buzz in early while the question is being read. Doing so will result in "Prime Directive," and angry stares from your teamates because you were supposed to wait until they knew what it was (jealous little shits).
I commit Prime Directive all the time because I am a power hungry Indian male and thats that's what Power Hungry Indian males do. It doesn't really matter because I always get the question right so get off my case, John!
I commit Prime Directive all the time because I am a power hungry Indian male and thats that's what Power Hungry Indian males do. It doesn't really matter because I always get the question right so get off my case, John!
John: Man, Kush! That's your third Prime Directive this tournament, you gotta learn to wait!
Kush: Shut the fuck up bitch, that's three more toss ups than you've scored.
Kush: Shut the fuck up bitch, that's three more toss ups than you've scored.
by Agra March 30, 2004
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