98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone cocky enough to think they outdo everyone at anything.

Now that he's elderly, drunk, and on painkillers, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl is going to go kick his ass, she finally found the courage and resolve to do it.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone who gets on a reality show claiming to be a badass and thinks anybody who notices what they're really like is underestimating them.

The 98 pounds and tough as nails girl thinks anybody who remembers how much she whined about everything as a kid is underestimating, bullying, or censoring her.

by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020

Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

Diaper pounding

When you hit it from behind and she's wearing a diaper.

I didn't know she was in to diaper pounding and had to stop at target for some buggies.

by Mrcappy June 07, 2021

pounding a salad

Fisting a vagina

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?

by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015

Apple pound

When you fuck an expired apple pie

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie

by Tremdom January 29, 2025

Apple Pound

When you fuck a warm expired apple pie

I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie

by Tremdom January 29, 2025