Music for douchebags. Post-grunge is a broadly-defined genre, but in general it refers to excreable acts like Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Staind, Hoobastank, 3 Doors Down,
Creed, Collective
Soul, Silverchair, Candlebox, and Switchfoot. Because they all have essentially the same "singing" style, every post-grunge frontman is interchangeable, and every post-grunge song sounds exactly alike, no matter the band. Chord progressions are childlike in their simplicity, but it doesn'
t matter because the guitars are heavily distorted and the lead singer is often found making inhuman sounds into the mic. Post-grunge music can make 80s synth-
pop look like Mozart by comparison, but somehow these groups continue to
rake in cash hand over fist. Blame the douchebags who listen to this
garbage, I guess.
Dude A: Post-grunge is awesome!
Dude B: You're a complete and utter
douchebag.
Dude A (sadly): I know.
"It'
s Been Awhile"? Since what, you wrote a song that didn't suck
balls?
